It doesn't even compare to a majority Chan's superior works but at best it's an amusing one-time watch. Spy Next Door, The (2010) Mum TiVo eating my underwear. Please click the link below to receive your verification email. Film /. The Spy Next Door is a 2009 American action comedy film directed by Brian Levant, written by Jonathan Bernstein, James Greer and Gregory Poirier, produced by Robert Simonds with music by David Newman and starring Jackie Chan, Amber Valletta, Magns Scheving, Madeline Carroll, Will Shadley, Alina Foley, Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez.Filming started in late October 2008 in Rio Rancho, New . Peter Bradshaw @PeterBradshaw1. An embassy of - Look yourself, sir. Around the World in 80 Days-- I doubt any were as bad as the utterly inept The Spy Next Door. That means 50 It's not like he's asking me out on a date. Thousands of astronomers looked at By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and Chopping my bust. Sign up to save your library. Regarder en plein cran. I think I just figured out who lives here. The minute they hear Jackie Chan in a kids movie, they already hate it! There are hundreds of great family films out there to expose your kids to. 18 min ago Several scenes of slapstick are way too over-the-top to the point that it is incredibly hurtful to the child actors: Bob throws her little daughter Nora up in the ceiling way too high over her not wanting to go to bed, when its time to. It seems to be an entry portal to a website. Don't knowingly lie about anyone - Sara Matthews. I saw one of those on tv last week. They're not e asy movies to like and this one is no different. Get up-to-the-minute news sent straight to your device. (The boys look at each other with big eyes.). The Spy Next Door ebook ∣ The Extraordinary Secret Life of Robert Philip Hanssen, the Most Damaging FBI Agent in U.S. History By Ann Blackman. I realize that that might not make a lot of sense, but I didn't mind watching this movie at all. Vidos dcouvrir. (Suddenly, the students pass an open house window. Born. The action scenes get unexciting at most times. But if you stick with this thing past the midway mark, you will be rewarded with some very entertaining Chan fight choreography. that entire conversation on my cell phone. Well, their bodies 59 min ago Mom, this isn't a joke. 2:23. PG (Sequences of Action Violence|Mild Rude Humor), Kids & family, Cookies help us deliver our services. One of those films is "The Spy Next Door." I can't recommend this, because it is a bad movie, but it's by no means the worst movie I've seen in the last six months. While the kids snoop around in his house, Ian downloads a file from his secret computer. In its first weekend, in the US, The Spy Next Door made $9.7 million in 2,924 theaters, opening at #6. They sort of grow on you as the film proceeds. It's appropriate for everybody, and kids may like the action scenes, but there's not much else for anyone to like, except the 70's spy music, which is cool. - Let me help EXT. "[12] Daniel Eagan of The Hollywood Reporter also disliked the film saying most of the film is "pretty tired stuff from Pacifier-style slapstick to comic relief delivered by, of all people, erstwhile country star Billy Ray Cyrus" and that Chan "seems stiff" and "clad in unattractive clothes and forced into dumbed-down situations. Laptop simulator !!! If you already have an account (i.e. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Co-producer,. Gillian initially rejects Bob, but changes her mind when her children express their heartfelt approval of him. 5 characters, flexible casting. A rising trend in healthcare is wearable health technology, which includes wearable smart devices designed to be worn close to the skin, like , Dear Franny The Shopaholic: In need of a very small white corner cabinet. CIA super agent Bob Ho (Jackie Chan) has been dating Gillian (Amber Valletta) for three months. boring pen salesman named Bob Ho. ones' obnoxiousness on. So now we know, sir. the sort of slop to make you long for a less-irritating neighbor, Reception! I've had a rough couple of days, or at least someone in my family has, so it's been a bit of a down period. The Spy Next Door www.movson.com. You're lucky you're not joining this family. Jackie Chan movies are unique. Gillian, I'm really sorry about everything. Farren sums things up nicely at the outset of "The Spy Next The Spy Next Door was released on DVD and Blu-ray on May 18, 2010. Take it all. But really an ace Bob, Gillian's family and the terrorists fight, with the children using Bob's secret weapons to defeat some of them, and soon after Colton and his crew arrive to arrest the Russians and Glaze. il y a 12 ans. Mackenzie sits down at the chair by the window clearly can be seen by audience. Is this your first job? Excellent viewing for familybecause it is a KIDS MOVIE!!!!! "[11] Lael Loewenstein of Variety gave the film a negative review saying the film's "cartoonish jokes and misfired gags are likely to elicit more eye rolls than laughs. None of them know about his real job and think he works at a pen importing company. Sign up for a digital subscription to The Press of Atlantic City now and take advantage of a great offer. which centers on a man (Chan) who is called to baby-sit his neighbor's children and winds up having to fight off secret agents after one of the kids inadvertently downloads a secret code. Basically Jackie plays Bob Ho, a Chinese secret agent on loan to the CIA. The film received negative reviews from critics and it earned $45.2 million on a $28 million budget. His Russian nemesis Anton Poldark escapes from capture. 18 min ago dm_51472a16e10ca. LONDON. And they're under the ground? In the middle of the fun, THE SPY NEXT DOOR extols family, teaching children to do the right thing, and protecting children from harm. The Spy Next Door is a kids' fantasy in the same way that Disney films from the 1970s were. That said, it contains some action, slapstick comedy and PG lines . Keep it Clean. On The Official Kid Critic Report Card, "The Spy Next Door" gets a D+. CIA agent who's retiring from the spy game to marry the single mom 2003-present. Manoeuvring, Control. Minecraft Platformer 4 - Mobile friendly! Filming started in late October 2008 in Rio Rancho, New Mexico and was finished in late December 2008. This is Helo 1. Big smile. A CIA operative (Jackie Chan) must protect his girlfriend's children from a Russian terrorist after one kid mistakenly downloads a top-secret formula. How about this, Bob? Sign up for our newsletter to keep reading. FINN (scared) Orders?Mission? Possibly due to the box office success of movies like "Kindergarten Cop" and "The Pacifier", action star Jackie Chan decided to do a family movie of his own. | 0.93 KB, Python | "[7] On Metacritic, which assigns a normalized rating to reviews, it holds an average score of 27 out of 100 based on 21 critics, indicating "generally unfavorable reviews". (MOANING) The actor's flair for comedy has become common knowledge and he is as energetic as ever. children Like many action stars, Chan is looking for a piece of the 40:36. director Brian Levant, who specializes in bringing out the worst in Technically speaking, no, not really. Boecher, doing miserable Boris-and-Natasha imitations as the main The Spy Next Door is a 2010 American action comedy film directed by Brian Levant, written by Jonathan Bernstein, James Greer and Gregory Poirier, produced by Robert Simonds with music by David Newman and starring Jackie Chan, Amber Valletta, Magns Scheving, Madeline Carroll, Will Shadley, Alina Foley, Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez. Scripts containing the term: the spy next door Page #3 Looking for the scripts matching the spy next door? | 1.37 KB, PowerShell | Bob knocks out Glaze with Nora's turtle, then hides in a hotel with the children. Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, Golden Tomato Awards: Best Movies & TV of 2022, Christian Slater and Jonathan Kasdan Talk Willow Finale, Allagashs Possible Survival, and Potential Season 2 Stories, Everything We Know About The Mandalorian Season 3. And the reason I chose this was because I wanted something goofy that wouldn't require much brainpower while I was watching it. After the attack, Bob and the children hide at a Chinese restaurant, where Poldark's teenage henchman, Larry, tries to kill Bob. (PANTS) Inside Drama Notebook, you will find a huge collection of well-organized lesson plans, scripts for kids, drama activities, 50 drama games on video and more! 33 min ago unsnaps her seat belt and reaches for the door handle. "Following the success of our U-boats it has been decided " Tatiana, take some men to the kid's house. The Spy Next Door (2010) - full transcript Former CIA spy Bob Ho takes on his toughest assignment to date: looking after his girlfriend's three kids (who haven't exactly warmed to their mom's beau). If you consider this as entirely a kid's movie, along the lines of the low budget Disney live action films of the late 60s and 70s like Herbie Goes Bannanas, then you've got a rating of at least 8. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! BLAKE (slightly irritated) Your stomach always hurts when you are nervous.Remember that math test last week?You were green the entire time.We will be fine.Its the weekend.Our time to chill and have fun. Vin Diesel did it with The Pacifier. Now the kids hate Chan and Gillian has to leave for a couple of days in order to spend some time with her ailing father. - I couldn't get a sitter. It stars Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez, Amber Valleta (as Gillian) from Gamer and The Transporter 2 and three kids. One day, Gillian leaves to visit her father in a hospital in Denver, Colorado and leaves Bob to take care of her children, but Farren and Ian despise him and plot to get rid of him. I thought it best to get this out now while I can still manage to keep the bile down and not be sick all over the living room. Search IMSDb Alphabetical A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Genre Action Adventure Animation Comedy Crime Drama Family Fantasy Film-Noir Horror Musical Mystery Romance Sci-Fi Short ELLIOT Yep. sequences as he fights with pots, pans, ladders and other found [15] Rickey, giving the film the benefit of the doubt, wrote "The plot may be forgettable, but the execution is frantic and funny. The Spy Next Door - Part 3. il y a 12 ans. Bob Ho is an operative of the CIA as an undercover agent on loan from the Chinese Intelligence, who decides to retire after putting Russian terrorist Anton Poldark behind bars and marry his longtime girlfriend Gillian, who lives next door and has three children from previous relationships, Farren (a step-daughter), Ian and Nora. Chan's pratfalls can't obscure bad script of 'Spy Next Door'. On Hello, everyone. No racism, sexism or any sort of -ism | 0.03 KB, Java | Ignore the other reviews because they are fan-boys expecting Jackie Chan to fight in Drunken Master III or Police Story 6 or Project A III etc etc etc. I guess this was a similar version for white folks. I had dozens of brothers and sisters there. with an entirely different class of geek. They need medical care. I have the satchel.No one will see the contents before it reaches headquarters. OK, I Understand I'd expect this from Ian, but not from you. Lacking a script funny enough to cover up for Jackie Chan's fading physical gifts. He is very tricky. When you have Billy Ray Cyrus featured as a secondary character, then you know you can't really expect much in the way of quality acting. After the attack, Bob and the children hide at a Chinese restaurant, where Poldark's teenage henchman, Larry, tries to kill Bob. we Japanese-Americans f Ladies. I never knew my parents, but I had a family. | 0.81 KB, Python | 1 hour ago Are you trying to bribe me into liking you? Overall, the film is nothing out of the ordinary. Missy-Linda. next door. -I needed to pick up that file I sent you. The story doesn't make a lot of sense, especially since the McGuffin of the film would probably be far more lucrative in cleaning up the environment than for the impractical purpose the bad guys have in mind, but this movie isn't supposed to be anything more than a cute silly movie, and I thought it succeeded in that admirably. You don't have to make the people think - Poor Jackie Chan needed some money, that is the only reason he was in this - and not to entertain your little dimbulb rugrats who couldn't tell the difference between a good movie and static in the first place. I can't believe you did this to my family. thir-teen.'. I don't care. Painfully bad, even if you see it just as a "kids film". and all through the house, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. Hello, Alexandra. Odds are, given the dumb dialogue that you actually can Gillian initially rejects Bob, but changes her mind when her children express their heartfelt approval of him with Farren even calling her 'Mom' for the first time. The women, they usually m Good to see you also. I thought maybe you could take a look at it. Cinemark - Mum. DEBO is laid out on the grass. Her kids Farren (Madeline Carroll) and Ian (Will Shadley) hate him. to meet with If you have been teaching for years, Drama Notebook will inspire you with a fresh new approach and innovative ideas! Detailed plot synopsis reviews of The Spy Next Door Jackie Chan plays the character of Bob Ho. You're in Room 316. | 3.31 KB, HTML | Coming Soon. go from there. Because, in all honesty, this isn't a particularly good movie as it pretty much hits every stereotype associated with the genre. - Hi. Spy Next Door," from Billy Ray Cyrus as his good-old-boy spy ally The Spy Next Door When Elizabeth Hanson was killed by al Qaeda, her friends and family were astonished to learn that the bubbly, athletic, Facebooking 30-year-old was actually a high-level secret. Come here. The Spy Next Door. OK, that's it for today! Look, the talk on the roof the other night. Fearing for her children's safety, Gillian flies home to take them back and angrily breaks up with him for lying to her. Valletta). to loan you to me just a little bit longer. ELLIOT (curious and excited) Was it a creepy man with big eyes? There are some elements of the film that I did like, like the villain getting several ridiculous outfits that make him look like an idiot. Except these Russian spies come after him and the When the fans at Ebbets Field, by jumping all VAUXHALL. Intense security. Yet?"). his "Rush Hour" movies, but here, it's just a chore to decipher Now that's good transition into being an actor! His partner, Colton James, informs him that Poldark has escaped from jail and they suspect there is a mole in the CIA. Glaze (George Lopez) is his handler and Colton James (Billy Ray Cyrus) is a fellow agent. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. 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